Thursday, May 03, 2007

How to open a bottle of wine without a corkscrew

First, buy an unchilled bottle of your favorite white. In this case I used a bottle of chardonnay.

Second, decide you want the bottle chilled as quickly as possible. To do this, place bottle in freezer's ice bin.

Next, get really interested in the new episode of "Sheer Genius" on Bravo.

Essential step: Forget about rapidly chilling bottle of wine.

Go to bed.

Wake up next morning, walk to freezer to get ice.

Find bottle of wine solid as a brick with cork 95 percent popped.

Let thaw in kitchen sink.