Shoot me now

Just a few questions:

* Have you ever tried on a swimsuit in a teeny-tiny fitting room?
* Have you ever wondered exactly what that swimsuit looks like from the back?
* Have you ever mustered the courage to open the fitting room door and venture out to the 3-way mirror?
* Have you ever regretted that decision because THE CLASP OF THE SWIMSUIT'S TOP CAME UNDONE?

Yeah. Me, too.

(I still bought the dang cute swimsuit.)