Sunday, April 13, 2008

Butter fingers

So far today I have been awake for one full hour. (Yes, I slept in big time.)

And so far today, everything I've touched has managed to sprout wings and fly out of my hands and onto the floor.

Take, for instance:
* My razor ... while attempting to shave my legs in the shower.
* The lid to my shaving cream ... in the shower.
* The soap ... while trying to balance it and the lid to my shaving cream on on little ledge ... in the shower.
* My deodorant ... while attempting to apply it.
* My spoon ... while I was stirring my breakfast/lunch in the microwave.
* My phone ... while attempting to answer it.
I don't even what to think what the rest of today will be like.